yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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