nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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