This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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