with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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