I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
It's blow job season.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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