dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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