id be glad to
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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