Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
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He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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