It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
