How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
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