it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
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