she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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