But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
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