Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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