We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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