I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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