the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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