whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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