I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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