so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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