I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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