i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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