fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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