so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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