i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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