She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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