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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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