i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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