i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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