ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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