you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
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I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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