i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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