just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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