bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
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