is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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