Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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