My boss' voice literally gives me gas
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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