I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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