wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I am mentally ready for anal.
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