I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
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