I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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