we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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