He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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