dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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