You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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