I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
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