we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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