I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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