RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Someone came in the potted fern
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
we should paint friendship bongs
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