I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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