So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Randomize