dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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