i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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