Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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