with your own penis?
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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