pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I've blown a few things in my day
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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