we have officially lost it.
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Randomize
