I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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