U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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