I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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